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    了解这个不成文规定,於是在走之前特别去和村长说了.交代村长一
    定要告诉新牧师"跌倒"的意思.新牧师来了之後,村长忘了去和他说
    这件事.当村中的女人每次去和牧师告解说她今又跌倒了,牧师都告
    诉她们:跌倒了再爬起来不就好了可是,因为常常这样..新牧师觉得
    这样不是办法.於是去找村长.把这件事说了..并建议村长应改进村
    中的道路建设.这样就不会有人常跌倒了,村长听了,哈哈大笑.新牧
    师不明所以,就说"你笑什麽,村长夫人这礼拜就跌倒三次了"

    实惠

    在太太的生日宴会上,丈夫当众把一颗金光闪烁的宝石赠给了他的
    夫人。一位朋友对说:"瞧您夫人多高兴啊!如果你送她一辆奔驰
    汽车,不是更实惠吗?""我也曾这么想过,"这位丈夫摊开手悄
    声对朋友说:"可惜这种轿车目前还没有假的!"

    照顾有限

    一位英国绅士与一位法国女士同乘一个包箱。法国女人想引诱这个
    英国绅士,于是她脱衣躺下后就开始抱怨太冷,英国先生把自己的
    被子给了她,但这个女人仍不停地说冷。"我还能怎么帮助你呢"
    沮丧的英国绅士问。"我小的时候,妈妈总是用自己的身体给我取
    暖。"法国女人说。"请原谅,女士,我可不想在半夜跳下火车去
    找你妈妈。"英国绅士道。

    谁的爸爸

    我的孩子们还很小的时候,一天,电话铃响了,大女儿拿起话筒,
    “喂,爸爸。”她说着就对着话筒讲她今天过得怎么样。然后把听
    筒递给她的弟弟妹妹,我丈夫每次打电话回家孩子们都是这样。轮
    到我讲时,我接过话筒说:“嗨,亲爱的。”“谢天谢地,女士”
    电话线那边的声音应道,“我只是打电话通知您,您订购的墙纸已
    经到货了。”

    吹牛

    一天,两个不同国家的人在吹牛。一个说:“我们国家的桥很高,
    人从上面跳下去,十分钟才跌落入水摔死。”另一个说:“那算不
    了什么。在我们国家,人从桥上跳下,没到底就饿死了。”

    问路

    “请问,去警察局怎么走?”
    “到对面的肉店不付钱就拿几块牛排,10分钟后你便到警察局了。”

    哭泣的丈夫

    三个人死后进入天国。当他们到达时,圣彼得问第一个人,生前是
    否忠于他的妻子。此人承认做错了两件事。圣彼得说他只能得到一
    辆小型轿车。然后圣彼得又问第二个人是否忠于自己的妻子,第二
    个人承认做错了一件事。圣彼得说他可以得到一辆中型轿车。第三
    个告诉圣彼得,直到死他都一直忠于妻子。圣彼得夸奖了他并赠给
    一辆豪华轿车。一星期后,三个人开着车外出,碰上红灯,他们全
    停下来。坐在小型车和中型车的两个人看到豪华车上的人正在哭,
    于是就问他:“你有了那么好的车,还哭什么?”那人说:“我刚
    看到我妻子,她只踩了一辆小滑轮车。”

    酒鬼的狗

    “你家的狗怎么走起路来总是七歪八扭的?”“可怜的小东西,我
    丈夫从酒店里回家的时候,它总是跟着,跟惯了。”

    超速

    警察:我们这儿规定行车不得超过每小时50公里,你刚才驾车超过
    了这个速度,请留下姓名和地址。
    司机:可我还没开一小时呢!

    好再来

    女主人对女佣说:”今晚有客人来家里吃饭。看你能做些什么特别
    的菜。“女佣:”好,太太。你是要客人们吃了还想再来呢,还是
    永远不想再来?“

    招婿

    国王要选驸马,方法是被选者参加一次比赛,胜者可娶到他的女儿
    并可获得一笔可观的财富。
    比赛那天,所有应召的未婚男子被带到一个放满鳄鱼的水池旁。国
    王先让人把一头狮子放到水池中,不一会儿,狮子被鳄鱼吃得只剩
    下几块骨头。国王此时高声说道:"我会把女儿嫁给第一个游过去
    的人!"
    突然,"啪"的一声,一个青年跳进水池,他以飞快的速度游到了
    对岸。当他爬上来后,国王非常高兴地走过去,恭贺他说:"好样
    的,你一定很想娶我的女儿。"
    "是的!"这个脸色苍白但幸运的青年气急败坏地说:"我现在要
    知道的是,刚才是哪个混蛋把我推下去的!"

    误会

      一名欧洲游客在东京的商店里寻找运动衣的拉链。他用手势向一位女售货员比划
    好一阵子。终于,女售货员明白了,拿出了一把用于剖腹的剑放到柜台上。

    烟瘾太大

      在商店里,一位顾客对老板说:“我怀疑你的这架钢琴是翻新的二手货!你瞧,
    这象牙琴键都发黑了。”“天地良心,绝无此事。”老板解释道:“这完全是由于那
    头大象抽烟过多造成的。”

    傻瓜

      约翰叔叔来住了几天,临走时,掏出100先令对侄子汤姆说:”这钱你留着零花
    吧。记住,钱要收好,丢了可就白送人了。”汤姆激动地说:知道,傻瓜才把钱白送
    人呢!”约翰叔叔听后想想说:“你说的有道理,我看这钱你还是不要的好。”

    啤酒

      一位古板的老妇人有生以来第一次品尝啤酒。呷一口后,她疑惑地抬起头。“怪
    哉!”她小声地咕哝,“味道就跟我丈夫二十年来喝的药一模一样。”

    领带的问题

      某人在沙漠中行进了大半天,口渴得直冒烟。在他快要走出沙漠时,遇到了一位
    推销员。后者劝他买一条领带。他说:“你行行好吧,我渴得连衬衣都想撕开了,还
    买什么领带!”推销员讨了个没趣便走开了。这个可怜人总算在沙漠边上的一个小镇
    上找到了一家酒吧,他急不可待地要冲进去。于是他对门口的侍者说:“快给我点什
    么喝的吧!”他的喉咙都快枯哑了。“对不起,先生,不打领带者是不许进入的。”
    这个侍者很有礼貌地拒绝了他的要求。“什么!......”

    泄 露 天 机

      一青年遇劫,奋勇抵抗。激战之后,歹徒终于把青年制伏,一搜他的口袋,才有
    两块七毛钱。“难道你就为这点钱拼命?”歹徒问。“哎呀,”青年说:“早知道你
    只要这么点的话,我准会双手奉送。我还以为你要抢我藏在鞋里的三千块呢。”

    不 妨

      在巴黎的时装店里。“我想把昨天在你们这里买的这件大衣换一换,因为我妻子
    不喜欢。”“要知道,这可是当前最流行的。先生,如果你不介意的话,我倒有个好
    建议,您不妨把妻子换一换。”

    加 油 站

      非洲某城市郊外的汽车加油站贴出布告:“给油箱和油桶加油,仅此一地。往前
    所有的加油站都是海市蜃楼。”

    猩红热传染

      一个男子给医生打电话:“大夫,我儿子得了猩红热。”“我知道了。昨天我去
    看过他了,你恰巧不在家。把他隔离,别与家人接触就行了。”“哎,您不知道,他
    吻了女仆。”“太不幸了,她也必须隔离。”“但我又吻了她,大夫。”“那就不好
    办了,你可能也被传染了。”“是的,可后来我又吻了我老婆。”“什么?”大夫大
    叫起来,“那我可能也被传染了。”

    我 仍 失 眠

      一个人失眠,找医生看病。医生说:“你睡觉前从1数到1000,就可以睡着了。”
    那人第二天,愁眉苦脸地来到医院说:“大夫,您说的方法根本不行。”“我昨天数
    到200时,就困了;我只好喝咖啡,当我数到1000时,我就一点也不困了。”

    不 失 时 机

      新婚不久的妻子向晚归的丈夫唠唠叨叨,丈夫解释说:"我是因为违反交通规
    则,才这么晚回来。明天我还得赶到警察局缴五百块钱的罚款,否则要被拘留一周
    。"妻子立即欣然地说道:"这倒是大好时机,我们的厨师刚刚辞职,你到那儿呆上
    一周,我正好利用这段时间找一个新厨师。"

    两 头 笨 驴

      农夫到学校去求见教师,想送他的儿子到学校念书。教师说:“委好,只是你要
    缴十个卢布的学费。”“什么?这么贵,十个卢布我可以用它买一头驴子。”教师回
    答道:“如果你真的用这些钱去买驴,而不让孩子上学那你们家就会再多两头笨驴
    !”

    谁 的 信 ?

      一对夫妇下午在家门口拾到一封信,是寄给他们的,打开一看:"今天我请你们看电
    影,算我们之间认识一周年..."后面没有署名,夫妇感到奇怪,晚上就拿着信封中的两
    张电影票去看电影了。等结束后回到家里,发现家中贵重物品被洗劫一空,在桌上有一
    封信,上写:你们知道是谁请你们看电影了吧?

    意外灾难

      有个手臂骨折的家人,向护士叙述发生意外的经过。他说那天他在田里工作,觉
    得胶鞋里有块石头,于是便在田间的高压塔旁,一手扶着铁塔,一边猛力摇着他的
    腿。碰巧有个工人经过,见他身体在拌动,以为他触电,便拾起木棍用力打他的手
    臂,于是他来到了医院。

    绘画的原因

      湖边,一个画家正在画画,身后来了一男一女两口子。他们看了一会儿,最后丈
    夫以无可辩驳的口吻对妻子说:“看见了吧,亲爱的,不买一个相机,该有多苦恼哇
    !”

    心 愿

      某死囚上刑场前,法官问他此时有何心愿。他说:“我此时最大的心愿是能够穿
    上防弹背心并戴上钢盔!”

    床单

      塞顿夫人怒气冲冲地闯进洗衣店,要求见店主。福尔顿先生从帘子后面
    探出头说:“我就是这儿的老板,您有事吗?”“有事?”火冒三丈的塞顿
    夫人道,“你居然有胆量称自己为洗衣大王?看看你们的杰作”说着往桌上
    扔了一条绳。“粗绳?”塞顿夫人几乎要爆炸了,“我拿来的是条床单!”

    闲聊

    A:你的马那次病了,你给它吃的是什么药?
    B:松节油。
    (过了几天,他们又相遇了)
    A:你上次说给马吃的是什么?
    B:松节油。
    A:那我的马吃了松节油,它怎么死了?
    B:我的马也死了。

    马后炮

      强盗用手枪逼着老板:“听着,把钱统统拿出来!”老板说:“真不
    凑巧,昨晚来的强盗把钱都拿走了。”强盗:“你这窝囊废,为什么不关
    紧门?!”

    无法挽回

      一天,一个将军正在用餐。吃到一半时,侍者惊叫一声:"啊,将
    军!...."将军盯着他说:"我吃饭时,你不应该说话。"大家都默不作
    声,等将军吃完了饭后,将军问侍者:"喂,你刚才要说什么?""太迟
    了,"侍者说。"发生了什么事?"将军急切地问。"刚才您的色拉里有
    一条虫子,您已经把它吃下去了。"

    回报

      一小群爱开玩笑的人经常在同一家饭馆里吃饭。他们总爱和侍者开玩
    笑,他们时而把水倒掉,却说侍者没送水来;时而把餐巾藏起来,等等。
    每一回他们都能想出新的花样,可侍者从不抱怨他们的这些行为。有一天,
    他们吃完饭,给了侍者一笔可观的小费,并且对他说:"你是个好样的,
    我们多次开你的玩笑,你也不生气,从今天起,我们再也不这样做了。"
    "谢了,"侍者说:"那我就再也不往你们的咖啡里掺鞋油了!"

    惊人的猜测

      一名男子正在饭店里津津有味地用餐。忽然,他发现墙角处有一条狗
    正目不转睛地盯着他。“那狗为什么老盯着我?”他问侍者。“我不知道,
    除非你用的是它平时进餐的盘子。”侍者回答。

    想得周到

      两个朋友外出。中午,两人该吃饭了。“你妻子想得真周到,为你准
    备怎么多吃的。”杰克羡慕地说。“你妻子想得更周到,每次你和我出来
    都不给你准备饭菜。”汤姆敬佩地说。

    女佣嫁人

      爸爸对女儿说:“你知道吗?我们家的女仆下周要结婚了!”女儿
    说:“这个凶女人要离开我们,我真是太高兴了,但不知道她要嫁给谁
    ?”爸爸尴尬的说:“她要作你的后妈了!”

    上帝的话

      一个信徒问道:"人死了都上天堂,难道天堂不会鬼多为患吗?"
    "不会的,因为在天堂里一个针尖就可站立上万个天使。"教士坦然地
    答道。"那么立足呢?"信徒还是不相信。教士正在思索,旁边一人说
    道:"上帝本来就站不住脚嘛!"

    不了解

      朋友两人在酒吧里,其中一人对另一人问到:"我妻子不了解我,你妻
    子呢?"另一个人答到:“我不知道,她从没提起过你。”

    不便直说

      一办事员叫住老板,不安地说:“董事长,我猜有您的电话。”“猜想?
    我的就是我的,还猜想什么!”办事员更加窘迫,结结巴巴地说:“来电话
    的人说,让那个老……老混蛋听电话……”

    入口

      警察在超级市场追捕窃贼,却发现窃贼已逃脱。“怎么搞的?我不是吩
    咐你们守住所有出口吗?”警员责怪部下。“我们都按你的吩咐做了。”一
    个警员答道,“只不过他是从入口逃掉的。”

    禁止近亲结婚

      夫妻吵架,妻子愤怒地嚷到:"我嫁给魔鬼也比嫁给你强!""这不
    可能,因为近亲禁止通婚。"丈夫马上反驳道。

    打鼾

      天刚黑,小约翰的父亲就上床睡了,那又粗又讨厌的鼾声炒得小约翰
    根本无法安心做作业。“喂!快醒醒,快醒醒!”小约翰使劲把父亲摇醒。
    “呸,我刚躺下,你瞎喊什么?!”老约翰发脾气了。“我看你打了两个
    小时的鼾,实在是太累了,叫你坐起来好好休息一下。”

    一片肥皂

       一个游客对女向导说:“你带我游览维也纳的风景,对
    我们帮助不少。我想送点礼物给你,你喜欢什么?”女向导
    非常贪婪,但又不便明言,所以只吞吞吐吐地说:“我喜欢
    打扮,嗯......给我一些耳朵、手指或者脖子上都用得上的东
    西吧!”第二天,游客送来了切下的一片肥皂。

    小的和大的

       晚上,三岁的爱尔克已躺在床上了。他请求母亲:“妈
    妈,给我一只苹果吧!”"孩子太晚了,苹果已经睡觉了。
    ""不,小的也许已睡了,但大的肯定没睡呢!"

    妻子的脑袋

       妻子对丈夫表示不满地说:“上帝呀!当初答应嫁给你
    时,我的脑袋哪儿去了?”“在我的肩头上。”丈夫立即回
    答。

    迟了

      在地铁里,一位男子发现扒手正在掏他的钱包,便幽默地说:
    “老兄, http://www.minvikingsshop.com/ Vikings Peterson Elite Jersey,你来晚了!我今天虽然领了薪水,但我太太下手比你快
    多了!”

    徙手博斗

      教官给士兵示范如何徙手博斗,并最后从敌人那里夺过枪来
    打死了对方。然后他提问一个士兵,问:“若你在巡逻时碰到一
    个徙手的敌人,你该怎么办?”士兵想了一下,说:“我就赶快
    把枪扔了,这样他就拿不到枪来杀我了。”

    太不公平

      有个懒汉,什么事都不肯干,他求人给他介绍一个最轻松
    的工作。后来有人请他去看坟地,说没有比这更轻松的工作了。
    懒汉去了两天就回来了,他忿忿不平地说:"这工作一点不轻
    松!""为什么?""别人都躺着,只我一个站着。"

    雾都

    甲:据说伦敦是世界上雾最大的城市。
    乙:不对吧,我知道有一个城市,那里的雾比伦敦要大得多。
    甲:在哪儿呢?
    乙:这实在是没法告诉你,那里的雾大得什么都看不见。

    措辞不同

      红衣主教驾车飞弛,一名警察骑摩托追上把他拦住。主教
    问:“我的车开得太快了吗?”警察:“不,主教大人。您的
    车不是开得太快,而是飞得太慢。”

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    怕它会咬我。」妇人说:「你问它要不要洗澡好了。」侄儿对著狗,用最温柔的声音
    问道:「你想舒舒服服地洗个热水澡吗?」狗停崴下来,随即沿著马路跑去。「它很
    讨厌洗澡,是不是?」侄儿问那妇人。「才不,它喜欢的很,」妇人回答,「它是赶
    回家去洗澡呢!」

    ------------------------------------------------------------------------

    一对新婚夫妇倾倾我我地坐在沙滩看日落,太太随便抓起一把沙,不经意的对丈夫
    说:
    『真奇怪,无论我抓得多麽紧,它总是从手指缝漏去,最後就只剩下那麽一点点。』

    夫接口道:『宝贝儿,在这个美妙的时刻,还是不要提我那微薄的薪酬吧!』

    ------------------------------------------------------------------------

    富翁想徵聘一位司机,他问每个求职者能驶向悬崖多近而不至掉下去。『三十厘米
    ,』
    第一个说。『十五厘米』第二个说。『八厘米,』第三个说。但是下一个求职者说:
    『我会尽量不驶近那个地方,越远越好。』『我就雇用你,』富翁当即决定。

    ------------------------------------------------------------------------

    一个英国人,一个法国人,一个苏联人一同欣赏一副画伊甸园里亚当夏娃的画。「他
    们显然是英国人,」英国人说,「她只有一个苹果,却送了给他吃。」「不,」法国
    人说,「他们一起裸体吃水果,一定是法国人。」「他们是苏联人,」苏联人斩钉截
    铁的说,「他们没衣服穿,差不多没东西吃,却仍然以为自己在乐园里。」

    ------------------------------------------------------------------------

    一日,一架飞机飞过一个精神病医院…
    突见驾驶员大笑…
    空中小姐很好奇的问:「你为何笑得那麽开心啊??」
    只见他说:「他们知道我逃出来,一定会气疯的…哈哈哈……」

    ------------------------------------------------------------------------

    一个波兰人看到朋友穿了一双鳄鱼皮鞋,大为羡慕。一问之下,价钱昂贵非凡,他便
    决定自己去猎杀一只鳄鱼。
    他找到一个沼泽,跳下水去和一一只鳄鱼恶斗许久,好不容易才把鳄鱼拖上岸,却大
    叹一口气道:「浪费了那麽多时间,这只鳄鱼竟然没穿鞋。」

    ------------------------------------------------------------------------

    脾气古怪的老家伙布先生,理发时总是多般挑剔,所有的理发师都受过他的埋怨。有
    次理发,他坚持要把头发中间分界。「我办不到,」理发师说。「为什麽办不到?」
    布先生喊道。「因为您的头发是单数的。」

    ------------------------------------------------------------------------

    驾车游欧的女士站在希腊一处古迹的倒地石柱前拍纪念照。「千万别把汽车拍进去
    ,」
    她大声说,「不然我丈夫一定会说是我把柱子给撞倒的。」

    ------------------------------------------------------------------------

    男朋友

    问:为什麽在美国这麽难找到亲切体贴的男朋友?
    答:因为他们都有男朋友了

    ------------------------------------------------------------------------

    一位牧师来到即将被正法的犯人跟前说:我来告诉你一上帝的话。
    不用了,犯人嚷嚷道,再过一会儿我就亲自见到他老人家了。

    ------------------------------------------------------------------------

    偷儿到教堂做弥撒。牧师问:什么风把你吹来了?这星期你没偷火鸡吧?
    没有,一只也没有偷。
    其他鸡有没有偷?
    也没有。
    太好了,你已经接近上帝一步了。
    低声说:如果他问我偷鸭子没有,我就远离上帝了。

    ------------------------------------------------------------------------

    警察问一个即将被绞死的罪犯早餐想吃什么?
    对啦,我想起来了,我最爱吃桃子。罪犯说。
    你知道,现在是冬天,哪有桃子!警察说。
    没关系,我可以等。

    ------------------------------------------------------------------------

    一次某位诗人和一位将军同为宴会的上宾。女主人极力要向人们显示并炫耀她对诗的
    造诣有多深。她宣布说:我这位诗人朋友现在要为我作一首十四行诗,并当场朗诵。
    哦,不,这位诗人推辞说,还是让这位将军来发一枚大炮吧!

    ------------------------------------------------------------------------

    一位先生对别人说:我太太和我意见不和。她想要一件毛皮大衣,而我想要一部新
    车。
    最后我们互相妥协了,买一件毛皮大衣,然后把它收到车库里。

    ------------------------------------------------------------------------

    吉姆,在你家里谁是一家之主?珍妮掌管孩子,狗和鹦鹉。而我为金鱼制定法律。

    ------------------------------------------------------------------------

    一个老人和一个年轻漂亮的女郎坠入情网,但是这位老人无论如何不愿意娶她为妻。
    亲爱的,我不能娶你,他温柔地对她说,父亲和母亲会反对。
    什么!你已经这么大年纪了,父母还健在吗?
    不,不是,他纠正说:我的意思是指父亲的时机和母亲的天性。

    ------------------------------------------------------------------------

    我问一个年轻小伙子是否打算结婚,他对我说:我要一直保持单身生涯,一直等到我
    遇见和我祖父娶的一样的女孩。但是现在的女孩和从前可大不相同了。我警告他。当
    然是不同了,他说:祖父是昨天才和她结婚的,他们是在迪斯科舞会上认识的。

    ------------------------------------------------------------------------

    心理医生问病人:你是否听到一些声音,但却不知道谁在讲话,也不知道声音从哪里
    传来?
    是的。
    那是什么时候发生这种情形?
    我去接电话的时候。

    ------------------------------------------------------------------------

    妻子(对丈夫):今年圣诞节,让我们互赠美好的礼物,象领带啦,毛皮大衣啦……

    ------------------------------------------------------------------------

    丈夫(对心理医生):我妻子最近产生了自卑情绪,我要怎么做才能使她保持下去?

    ------------------------------------------------------------------------

    妻子(在脱掉一个孩子的最后一层冬衣后):乔治,他不是我们的孩子!

    ------------------------------------------------------------------------

    一栋公寓的一扇窗户上写着:转让小号
    而隔壁一家的窗户上写着:感谢上帝

    ------------------------------------------------------------------------

    爸爸

    一位孤苦无依的孕妇昏倒在一所医院门口,被医师救了进去,她即将临盆却又难产,
    医师帮她生下一个男婴而母亲不治死亡,临终前她恳求医师一定要帮她的小孩找到一
    户人家收养,医师想了一下终於点头答应了。
    同一个时间有一位神父因为肚子里长了一颗寻常狯到医院来割除,医师就骗他说他生
    了一个小孩,神父很高兴地说:真是上帝的赐与。便把小孩抱回去抚养;时间一过就
    是二十年,小婴孩终於长大成人,神父却一病不起,他自觉不久於人世,有一天就把
    那孩子叫到床前说:儿呀!我快要死了,有件事你一定要知道,其实我不是你真正的
    爸爸…我是你妈,你真正的爸爸就是隔壁教区的那个神父…

    ------------------------------------------------------------------------

    安全带

    空姐向乘客广播:“女士们,先生们,请扣好安全带。飞机马上就要起飞。”飞机起
    飞后,喇叭里又传来空姐的声音。“请将安全带扣紧一些。很抱歉,今天的早餐,我
    们忘记装上飞机了。”

    ------------------------------------------------------------------------

    证据

    律师质问交通警察:“一个人跪在马路中间就能证明他是喝醉酒了吗?”“当然不
    能,
    先生,”交通警察回答,“可是这位先生跪在马路中间要把涂在马路中央的那条白线
    卷起来。”

    ------------------------------------------------------------------------

    因人而异

    佛雷把刚买的高尔夫球用具拿给朋友看:“我和太太都胖了一点,医生说主要是运动
    量不足,为此我准备加入高尔夫俱乐部。”“那你太太呢?”“我已买了一部剪草机
    给她。”

    ------------------------------------------------------------------------

    猫价浮动

    在市场上,一位顾客问:“喂!这只猫多少钱?”
    “先生,100法郎。”
    “可昨天您只要20法郎。”
    “因为今天早晨它吃了我家一只价值80法郎的鹦鹉。”

    ------------------------------------------------------------------------

    味觉胜过记性

    玛丽安和韦伯是一对恩爱的老年夫妇。
    一天清晨,玛丽安对韦伯说:“亲爱的,我有点饿了,我想在床上吃些东西。”
    “你想吃什么呢?”丈夫面带笑容地问。
    “我想吃巧克力冰滇淋,”妻子说。
    “好吧,我这就去拿,”丈夫爽快地答应了。
    “等一下,韦伯,”妻子请求道,“你最好在巧克力上放一些奶油,你肯定记住了
    吗?
    要不然你就写在纸上吧。”
    “放心吧,我记住了,”丈夫肯定地说。
    韦伯刚起身下楼,又听到了玛丽安的大嗓门:“我还要两个红色的甜樱桃。”
    过了大约一刻钟光景,韦伯回到了卧室,把一个火腿三明治递给了玛丽安,她咬了一
    口,然后皱起眉头说道:“韦伯,你又忘了放芥末!”

    ------------------------------------------------------------------------

    让他为难

    弗林德夫人执意要请一位画家为她画一幅半身肖像。“画上的我要佩戴钻石项链、绿
    宝石手镯、纯金耳环和红宝石挂件。”她坚决地对画家说。“夫人,可您实际上并没
    有佩戴这些贵重的物品呀。”画家认真地说。“这你用不着管,”弗林德夫人说,
    “我这样做是有道理的,我平时身体不太好,我怕万一我死得比丈夫早,而他肯定很
    快就会另娶一个年轻貌美的女人为妻。有了这幅画,他就难以向新娘讲清这些贵重物
    品的去向了。”

    ------------------------------------------------------------------------

    重40磅

    一名妇女正在哭哭啼啼地向她的心理医生倾诉着内心的痛苦:“我丈夫去世前,我们
    在一起生活了25年。”她边说边抹去一行悲痛的眼泪。“我们之间从来没发生过一
    次争吵。”
    “是吗?这简直有些不可思议,”医生半信半疑地说。“你们是怎么做到这一点的
    呢?”
    “瞧,我的体重要比他重40磅。而且,他又是一个生性懦弱的人。”

    ------------------------------------------------------------------------

    没有妻子的生活
    两个男人在谈论他们的妻子。
    杰克:“你是否想过没有她你会怎样生活?”
    马丁:“开销更少。”

    ------------------------------------------------------------------------

    验证

    詹金斯先生和他的妻子在吃早餐时,为家庭琐事互不相让而大吵起来。“你不会料理
    家务,也从不为别人着想。犴外,你在床上的表现也太差劲了!”丈夫气愤地奚落
    道。
    说完,他气乎乎地拿着公事包去上班了。中午,詹金斯先生有些后悔,觉得不该讲那
    些话来伤害妻子。于是,他拨通了家里的电话。可是铃声一直在响,却没有人接。就
    在詹金斯先生打算挂断电话时,他妻子才拎起了听筒。“你怎么这么长时间才接电
    话?”
    丈夫问。“我正在床上呢,”妻子懒洋洋地回答。“现在你在床上于什么?”丈夫接
    着又问。“我正在验证你早晨说的那一句话呢!”妻子回答。

    ------------------------------------------------------------------------

    去巴黎

    一家大航空公司的订票处接到了一位女士打来的问讯电话。“我想知道我丈夫霍普金
    斯先生是否买过飞往纽约的机票。”她急切地问道。“没错,霍普金斯先生买了去纽
    约的机票,20分钟之前,他还
    预订了两张飞往巴哈马群岛的机票。”接待小姐热情地答复。“巴哈马群岛!”女士
    提高了嗓门,“可他刚才来电话却说,纽约的事办完后他还要去新泽西州呆上两周
    呢。”
    停顿了一会儿,她说道:“我想订一张机票。”“飞往巴哈马群岛吗?”接待小姐
    问。
    “不,”女士说,“去巴黎。”

    ------------------------------------------------------------------------

    改变习惯

    吉米说他实在看不惯他妻子的有些行为。他真想让她彻底改变一种习惯――呼吸。

    ------------------------------------------------------------------------

    准备早餐

    “亲爱的,你只要再准备一下烤面包和咖啡,我们就可以吃早饭了,”新娘含情脉脉
    地对新郎说。
    “早饭都有点什么?”新郎问。“烤面包和咖啡。”

    ------------------------------------------------------------------------

    生搬硬套

    丈夫:你怎么搞的?这牛肉馅饼没有烧熟。
    妻子:可我是按照烹调书烧的呀,食谱上的做法是供四个人吃的,而我们只有两个
    人,
    所以我就减去了一半的料儿,当然啦,烧的时间也比书上讲的少了一半。

    ------------------------------------------------------------------------

    不可睡

    ?

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